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iPhone 7: Boom or Bust?

iPhone 7: Boom or Bust?

Richard Lopez, Staff Writer

October 4, 2016


Filed under Humor, Latest Stories

The moment we have all been waiting for, an iPhone with no headphone jack, has finally arrived! Think about your favorite pair of Beats headphones that cost you an arm and a leg to get and throw them off the balcony! (Disclaimer: do not actually do that.) Who needs those silly headphones anyway when yo...

Proposed Course Offerings

Morgan Schavone, Content Editor

April 11, 2016


Filed under Humor

Servite High School prides itself in its ability to prepare students for the challenges of college. But who prepares students for Servite? How exactly does one beg for a dollar? What is the best way to avoid a JUG? And how exactly should you manage parking your car on Wednesdays? All Servite Friars ...

The Real Servite: A Virtual Tour

Eamon Morris, Technical Editor

March 10, 2016


Filed under Humor

As you read this article, I encourage you to close your mind off to exterior distractions, and instead open it to the rich history of the Servite campus. This virtual tour shall focus on several of the more interesting and unknown aspects of the school. Our first stop is the back of the school, wh...

Celebrity Worship

Eamon Morris, Technical Editor

February 11, 2016


Filed under Humor, Opinions

In the digital era, it is not uncommon for someone to serial stalk their favorite celebrity on social media. But why? Surely there are reasons beyond talent and beauty. Would we really be so shallow-minded to venerate the rich and famous based solely on exterior traits? Unfortunately, this appears to be the trend ...

Sale-Mageddon: A Black Friday Recap

Justin Bocanegra, Staff Writer

January 8, 2016


Filed under Humor

Long lines, discount-seeking customers, police officers stationed around the store - all are familiar sights to the seasoned Black Friday shopper. Fortunately, I had the “pleasure” of experiencing these sights myself this year. My first thought: It is frightening to observe how closely related Bla...

Friars, Beware! Supernatural Happenings at Servite

Joseph Sturtz and Sam Luna

October 30, 2015


Filed under Humor

Have you ever wondered about the mysterious happenings at Servite High School?  Yeah, neither have we. Regardless, we all know that there are some quirks that we can’t explain going on around here, and we’re here to help get to the bottom of them. Ask any teacher at the school, especially Mr...

Emergency Costume Ideas

Eamon Morris, Technical Editor

October 30, 2015


Filed under Humor

Oh no! It’s the night of Halloween and you need a costume. Your power ranger outfit is stained, and your best friend is wearing the banana suit you had your eye on. Don’t freak out though.  With this handy reference guide, you can be sure to pull together a quick costume certain to win the priz...

The Paranoid Californian’s Guide to El Niño

Brandon Tejeras, Staff Writer

October 15, 2015


Filed under Humor

El Niño, generated by warmer ocean waters and torrential downpours, is around the corner! Now is the time to prepare! Your survival completely depends on how well you adhere to the following advice: Hide your families, panic, and start barricading yourself in your house. If anything, just act lik...

10 Things You Probably Didn’t Miss This Summer

Eamon Morris and Justin Bocanegra

September 29, 2015


Filed under Humor, Opinions

This past August, Donald Trump assured us his hair is real at a campaign rally.  In other news, an evil race of aliens is invading.  Just kidding. Both of those are most likely untrue. Google has revealed a new feature.  Type in “I’m feeling curious”, and you’ll get a fun fact. We here at...

Bad Christmas Gifts

Bad Christmas Gifts

Trevor Treinen, Staff Writer

December 15, 2014


Filed under Archives, Humor, Latest Stories

When the holiday comes around, a lot of people wind up scrambling for gifts to give to friends and family. If this is you, even when you’re out last-minute shopping, you still should ask yourself, “Will this person really like what I’m going to give him or her? How much use will she or he get out...

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